アイス-プラネット椎名誠 僕のおじさんは「ぐうちゃん」という。彼の名は

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椎名誠


僕のおじさんは「ぐうちゃん」という。彼の名は津田由起夫、三十八歳。彼はいそうろう。
僕の母親の弟だ。いつも母に怒られている。学生のころに外国のいろんな所を旅していたらしく、気づいたときには僕の家に住み着いていた。そして、長いこと「ぐうたら」しているから、いつのまにか「ぐうちゃん」というあだ名になってしまった。でも、ぐうちゃんは変わった人で、そう言われるとなんだかうれしそうだ。それを見て僕の母はまた怒る。怒るけど「これ、ぐうちゃんの好物。」なんて言いながら、ご飯の支度をしているから母もちょっと変わっている。
僕の家は東京の西の郊外にあって、父の祖父が建てた。古い家だけれど、ぐうちゃんが「いそうろう」できる六畳間があって、そこでぐうちゃんは「ぐうたら」している。父は単身赴任で仙台にいて、週末に帰ってくる。ぐうちゃんがいると何か力仕事が必要になったときに安心だから、と言って、父はぐうちゃんがいそうろうをしていることを歓迎しているみたいだ。
ぐうちゃんは、家にいるときはたいてい本を読んでいるか、唯一のタカラモノであるカメラの掃除、点検などをしている。全く「ぐうたら」ばかりでもなくて、たまに一週間ぐらい留守にするときもある。ぐうちゃんにきくと、そんなときは、全国を回って測量の仕事をしているという。一度、家に持って帰った測量の道具を見せてもらったけれど、すごく精密な望遠鏡という感じだった。レンズの中をのぞくと中にいっぱい目盛りが付いていて、ダイヤルでピントを合わせる。いかにもプロの人の道具みたいで格好いい。かといって、ぐうちゃんは、測量の専門家でもないらしい。僕の母は、ぐうちゃんのそういう落ち着かない仕事のしかたが気に入らないようだ。「ちゃんと就職して早く独立しなさい。そうして『いそうろう』から卒業しなさい。」といつも怒る。
当のぐうちゃんは、母に怒られても、「でも、まあもう少し。」などと訳のわからないことを言う。すると、母は今度は僕に向かって、「ぐうちゃんみたいな大人になってはだめだからね。」と言う。本当に文句ばかりだ。
そんな「ぐうちゃん」だけど、僕はぐうちゃんが大好きだ。ぐうちゃんの話は文句なしにおもしろいのだ。母は、「みんなほら話なんだからそんなのを聞いている暇があったら勉強していなさい。」と言うけれど、宿題をするよりよっぽどおもしろい。だから、僕がぐうちゃんの話を聞くときはたいていぐうちゃんの部屋に行く。

その日も、夕食の後に僕はぐうちゃんの部屋でほら話を聞いていた。
でっかい動物の話だった。
「悠君。世界でいちばん長い蛇は何だか知っているか。」
ぐうちゃんは、細い目をめいっぱい見開くようにして僕にきいた。それは、いつもおもしろい話をするときのぐうちゃんの癖で、だから、僕はぐうちゃんのその表情が好きだ。でも、今日は話のテーマがちょっと幼稚すぎる。とはいえ、宿題するよりはずっとおもしろそうだから、母に見つかるまでその話を聞いていることにした。
「アナコンダとかいうやつだね。アフリカの密林あたりにいる。」
「悠君は地理に弱いんだなあ。アナコンダがいるのはアマゾンだよ。現地の人はスクリージュとよんでいて、これはポルトガル語で水蛇という意味だ。長く太くなりすぎて蛇行するには地球の重力が負担になって水に入ったんだ。」
「泳いでいて出会ったら嫌だな。飲み込まれちゃいそうだ。」
「そう。本当に人間なんか簡単に飲み込んでしまう。生きている馬だって飲み込んじゃうんだぞ。」
ぐうちゃんの話はいつも怪しい。僕がおもしろがればいいと思っているのだ。
「そんなのうそだろ。だって馬の背は人間よりはるかに高いし、体重だって普通五百キロはあるって何かの本で読んだよ。アナコンダがいくら大きいといってもそんな大きな口は開けられないだろ。ありえねえ。」
「ありえねくないんだよ。」
ぐうちゃんは変な言い方をした。
「立っている馬をそのまま大口を開けて飲み込むわけじゃないんだ。まず馬の首のあたりにかみついて馬をひっくり返す。それから馬の体に巻き付いて馬の脚の骨をバキバキ折っていく。飲み込みやすいように全体を丸くしていくんだなあ。それから、ゆっくり、飲んでいくんだ。」
本当かなあ。力のこもった話し方を聞いていると、うっかりぐうちゃんのほら話の世界に取り込まれてしまいそうになる。でもその怪しさがやっぱりおもしろい。
「悠君。アマゾンの動物はみんな大きいんだ。ナマズもでっかいのがいるぞ。どのくらいだと思う？」
どうせほら話だから僕も大きく出ることにした。
「そうだね。じゃ一メートル！」
「ブップー。」
外れの合図らしいけど、まるっきり子供扱いだ。
「アマゾンでは普通に三メートルのナマズがいるよ。」
「うそだあ。ありえねえ。」
さすがに頭にきた。僕を小学生ぐらいと勘違いしているんだ。
「うそじゃないよ。口の大きさが一メートルぐらいだよ。」
ぐうちゃんはまた細い目になった。僕をからかって喜んでいる目だ。
「ふうん。」
なんだかばかばかしくなったので気のない返事をした。
「あ、信じてないだろう。じゃあがらっと変わって、きれいで小さい宇宙の話をしようか。」
ぐうちゃんは話の作戦を変えてきた。宇宙の話は好きだ。例えば宇宙には果てがあるのか、とか二重太陽のある星の話とかだ。ところが、ぐうちゃんの話は、地球の中の宇宙の話だった。
「北極には、一年に一度流氷が解けるときに小さな氷の惑星ができるってイヌイットの間ではいわれている。アイスプラネットだ。めったに現れないので、それを見た者はその年いいことがいっぱいあるといわれている。」
「童話か何かの話？」
「いや、本当にある話だよ。見ることのできた者を幸せにするという、地球の中にある小さな小さな美しい氷の惑星。いい話だろ。」
「やっぱりありえねえ。俺、風呂の時間だし。」
ぐうちゃんは続けて話したそうだったけれど、母親が風呂に入れと大きい声で呼んだので、それを口実に逃げることにした。ぐうちゃんは、やっぱり今どきの中学生をなめているのだ。

翌日、学校に行く途中で、同じクラスの吉井と今村に会った。初めはどうしようかと思ったけど、馬も飲んでしまうでっかいアナコンダや、三メートルもあるナマズの話はおもしろかったし、氷の惑星の話も、本当だったらきれいだろうなと思ったから、つい吉井や今村にその話をしてしまった。二人は僕の話が終わると顔を見合わせて、「ありえねえ。」「証拠見せろよ。」と言った。「そんなほら話、小学生でも信じないぞ。」そう言われればそうだ。だから、部活が終わって大急ぎで家に帰ると、僕は真っ先にぐうちゃんの部屋に行って、「昨日の話、本当なら証拠の写真を見せろよ。」と無愛想に言った。ぐうちゃんは少し考えるしぐさをして、「そうだなあ。」と言って、目をパチパチさせている。
「これまで撮ってきた写真をそろそろちゃんと整理して紙焼きにしないと、と思っているんだ。そうしたらいろいろ見せてあげるよ。」
むっとした。そんな言い逃れをするぐうちゃんは好きではない。なんかぐうちゃんに僕の人生が全面的にからかわれた感じだ。吉井や今村に話をした分だけ損をした。いや失敗した。僕までほら吹きになってしまったのだ。
それから夏休みになってすぐ、ぐうちゃんはいつもより少し長い仕事に出た。関東地方の各地の川の測量をするということだった。僕は人生を全面的にからかわれて以来、あまりぐうちゃんの部屋に行かなくなっていたから、気にも留めなかった。
夏休みも終わり近く、いつものように週末に帰ってきた父と母が話しているのが、風呂場にいる僕の耳にも入ってきた。
「僕たちは、都市のビルの中にいるからなかなか気がつかないけど、由起夫君は若いころに世界のあちこちへ行っていたから、日本の中にいたら気がつかないことがいっぱい見えているんだろうね。なんだかうらやましいような気がするな。」
母は、珍しくビールでも飲んだらしく、いつもよりもっと強烈に雄弁になっている。
「あなたは何をのんきなことを言っているの。由起夫が、いつまでもああやって気ままな暮らしをしているのを見ていると、悠太に悪い影響が出ないか心配でしかたがないのよ。例えば極端な話、大人になっても毎日働かなくてもいいんだ、なんて思って勉強の意欲をなくしていったとしたら、どう責任取ってくれるのかしら。」
父が何かを答えているようだったが、はっきりとは聞こえなかった。ただ、僕のことでぐうちゃんが責められるのは少し違う気がする。そう思うと、電気の消えたぐうちゃんの部屋が急に寂しく感じられてきた。

それから、ぐうちゃんがまた僕の家に帰ってきたのは、九月の新学期が始まってしばらくしたころだった。顔と手足が真っ黒になっていて、パンツ一つになると、どうしても笑いたくなって困った。
残暑が厳しい日だった。久しぶりにぐうちゃんのほら話を聞きたいと思った。またからかわれてもいい。暑いから、今度は寒い国の話が聞きたい感じだ。
ところが、ぐうちゃんの話は、でっかい動物のでも、暑い国のでも、寒い国の話でもなかった。
「旅費がたまったから、これからまた外国をふらふらしてくるよ。」
ぐうちゃんは突然そう言った。「でもまあもう少し。」にはこんな意味があったのか。ぐうちゃんはいつもと変わらずに話を続けている。それなのに、ぐうちゃんの声はどんどん遠くなっていく。気がつくと、僕はぶっきらぼうに言っていた。
「勝手に行けばいいじゃないか。」
ぐうちゃんは、そのときちょっと驚いた表情をした。何かを話しかけようとするぐうちゃんを残して僕は部屋を出た。
それ以来、僕は二度とぐうちゃんの部屋には行かなかった。母は、そんな僕たちに、あきれたり慌てたりしていたけれど、父はなにも言わなかった。
十月の初めに、ぐうちゃんは小さな旅支度をして「いそうろう」を卒業してしまった。
出発の日、僕は、なんて言っていいのかわからないままぐうちゃんの前に立っていた。ぐうちゃんは僕に近づき、あの表情で笑った。そして、なにも言わずに僕の手を握りしめ、力のこもった強い握手をして、大股で僕の家を出ていった。
「ほらばっかりだったじゃないか。」
「いそうろう」がいなくなってしまった部屋の前で、僕はそう思った。

ぐうちゃんから外国のちょっとしゃれた封筒で僕に手紙が届いたのは、それから四か月ぐらいたってからだった。珍しい切手がいっぱいはってあった。
「あのときの話の続きだ。以前若いころに、北極まで行ってイヌイットと暮らしていたことがあるんだ。そのとき、アイスプラネットを見に行こう、と友達になったイヌイットに言われてカヌーで北極海に出た。アイスプラネット。わかるだろう。氷の惑星だ。それが北極海に本当に浮かんでいたんだ。きれいだったよ。厳しい自然に生きている人だけが目にできる、もう一つの宇宙なんだな、と思ったよ。地上十階建てのビルぐらいの高さなんだ。そして、海の中の氷は、もっともっとでっかい。悠君にもいつか見てほしい。若いうちに勉強をたくさんして、いっぱい本を読んで、いっぱいの『不思議アタマ』になって世界に出かけていくとおもしろいぞ。世界は、楽しいこと、悲しいこと、美しいことで満ち満ちている。誰もが一生懸命生きている。それこそありえないほどだ。それを自分の目で確かめてほしいんだ。」
手紙には、ぐうちゃんの力強い文字がぎっしりつまっていた。
そして、封筒からは写真が二枚出てきた。一枚は人間の倍ぐらいあるでっかいナマズの写真。もう一枚は、北極の海に浮かぶ、見た者を幸せにするという氷の惑星の写真だった。

結果 (英語) 1:

Ice - planetMakoto Shiina My uncle "guu-Chan ' is. His name is Yuki Tsuda Yukio, 38 years old. His pet peeve. It's my mother's brother. Always being scolded by mother. Was settled in my house when I realised, was travelling many places foreign students trying to. And long time purposeless because somewhere along the line "guu-Chan" that has become a nickname. But the guu-Chan the people has changed, she said somewhat happy. Look at it, my mother is also angry. But I get angry ' guu, which Chan's favorite food. "I say while you're preparing for dinner from my mother a little weird. My House is on the outskirts of Western Tokyo, built by his grandfather's father. Old House, but I guu Chan 6-mat room can isourou even the so guu-Chan is doing 'hardcore'. Sendai transfer, my father come home over the weekend. Guu-Chan when heavy lifting something becomes necessary and have peace of mind, say, father guu-Chan but schnorrer that looks like are welcomed. Guu-CHAN, have a camera, usually reading a book when you're at home or converse only with cleaning and inspection, etc. At all just "hardcore", once in a while be away for about a week and a kimono. Guu-CHAN to greatly, and so much around the country, and doing survey work. Brought the House once, surveying tools, I saw, but I was feeling very precise telescopes. Take a peek inside the lens and in full scale has a focuses on the dial. Price do not really seen tools of professional people bitching. Do's, guu-CHAN, survey specialists even seems not to. My mother is guu-CHAN's seems not like such uncomfortable work helped. See early independent your and her job. This way up and graduated from "schnorrer". "And always angry. Guu's Chan, also scolded by my mother, ' but, well a little. ", And says that mumbo jumbo. Then the mother now me towards "guu-Chan like's don't grow up from it. "And says. It's really complaining. So "guu-Chan" but tear my Miu I love. Guu-CHAN's's story is interesting. My mother is ' If you have time have heard that everyone see's story from not studying. ' And says, but far more interesting than doing homework. So I guu Chan of is usually when you hear guu-CHAN's room to go. That day also peeled off my dinner after Miu's of you know story was heard in the room. Was the talk of the big animals."Yu-kun. Know what's in the world longest snake? 」 Guu-CHAN, widened his eyes all the spicy to me. It is always an interesting story when guu-Chan of habit, so Flay me Miu I of likes the look. But today the theme of the story is a little too childish. They hear the story, however, than to do my homework far seemed from the mother until you.See I guy called Anaconda. In the African jungle per. 」"I wish Yu-kun is weak in geography. Anaconda in Amazon's. Local people are called Schrage and, it's in Portugal, meaning that the water snake. Longer and thicker's meandering, too much Earth gravity bear, entered the water. 」"A hate if you want, you encounter. Likely not be swallowed. 」"So. Really easy to swallow man. Drainpipes horse alive! 」 Guu-CHAN's story is always suspicious. Me and my good omoshirogareba."That's a lie, right?. I mean I've read of what horse taller than humans much higher, and weight usually is 500 kg. You cannot open that big mouth even though Anaconda is much greater. Oh and hey. 」' Is it undesirable I.. 」 Guu-Chan is a strange expression."I don't swallow horse standing to open large intact. First bitten around the horse's neck, turn the horse. Then wrapped in the body of the horse the horse going broke steriods are bad. I wish I go so easy to swallow whole round. Then, I'm going slowly, drinking. 」 You really wish. Have listened to impassioned power and inadvertently guu-CHAN's world of tall tales taken away to be. But still interesting is suspiciously."Yu-kun. It's all great animals of the Amazon. I have a giant catfish too. I think it's how much? 」 Decided to leave too large anyway you know they say."That's right. It is one meter! 」See BPH. 」 I nod off, completely treatment children."I have 3 m catfish normally in the Amazon. 」' Lie Oh. Oh and hey. 」 I have been head. I'm I mistaken with elementary school students about."I'm not joking. Size of the mouth is about one meter. 」 Guu-Chan is also narrow eyes became. It's pleased, teasing my eyes."Aaaah. 」 That was somewhat ridiculous, so I reply."Don't believe, will. So while gone and changed the universe clean and small talk to. 」 Guu-Chan will have changed the story campaign. Story of the universe is like. For example, or double Sun Star or at the end in the universe story. However, guu-CHAN's story was the talk of the Earth in space."I shall once a year sea ice in the Arctic, to small ice planet said among the Inuit. It is PLA NET. Is said to be filled that year that has seen it rarely, so. 」"Talk of fairy tales or something? 」"No, really is it. Tiny little beautiful ice planet happy person who was able to see that in the planet. A good story, right? 」"It is dear. To me, it's bath time. 」 Guu-Chan has decided to so called in a loud voice, but I was so into the bath mother fleeing under the pretext it continues, said. Guu-CHAN, is still licking junior high school today. On the way to school the next day and met in the same class Yoshii and Imamura. Ice planet stories were true, and interesting stories of giant Anaconda would drink horse thought about at first, but and catfish is also the three-meter clean and that would be because I just had the story Yoshii and Imamura. After I talk about two of them opted out faces, "and hey. "See evidence show it. "And said. "I do not believe such tall stories, elementary school students. "So when you say yeah. So the Club rush, go home and I first and foremost guu CHAN's went into the room, ' I show the photo evidence if yesterday's story, really. "And blunt said. Guu-Chan are you gesture a bit think, ' so I. "And say, are squinting."And photos have been taken so far to slowly organize, and not paper-I. I'll show all done so. 」 Disgruntled. Guu to do properly is not like. Something guu-CHAN to feel my life is totally teased. Just minutes after talking to Yoshii, Imamura was hurt. No failure. It's until I ended up in the talks. Then become a summer vacation soon, guu-Chan is got to work a little longer than usual. It was that surveying the river around the Kanto region. Too much since I teased overall life guu-CHAN's was not go to the room, and then didn't bother. Came to the ears of me talking about summer vacation near the end, came over the weekend as usual in father and mother have to the bathroom."Because we are in the building of the city it is inconsiderate, but, I guess you understand many inconsiderate if KIA husband young had gone to various parts of the world, from Japan in. I feel somewhat envious of. 」 Mother is uncommon and, drank beer always more intensely on eloquence.See you saying that easygoing anything. Yuki sees Yukio forever Oh, living in a carefree and not adversely affect the Yuta or worried, it is not. For example once you think I don't have to work every day, even in the extreme, adult and went without the motivation of studying whether responsibility take of wonder. 」 Father was to have answered something, but could not hear clearly. I just guu-CHAN to blame a bit to feel different. Electric disappeared so I think the guu-CHAN's room suddenly felt lonely has been. The guu-Chan was also trying for a while after starting the new school year in September came back to my house. Now want to laugh just face and hands and feet are black and the pants one thing becomes a trouble. It was a late-summer day. After a long time guu-CHAN's wanted to listen to you know. You can also teased. It's hot from now are talking about a cold country like to hear. However, guu-CHAN's story is never cold big animal in a hot country, country story."From my travel expenses from this also foreign dizzy coming!. 」 Guu-Chan is suddenly said. "But a bit more well. "Has had such meaning. Guu-Chan is as always continued to talk. And yet the guu-CHAN's voice more and more distant. Notice, I said bluntly."If you go to don't have. 」 Guu-CHAN, a little astonished that when. Guu and something to talk to her I left the room, leaving. Since then, I twice and guu-CHAN's did not go to the room. Was hasty way is so we to mother, but I didn't say to my father. At the beginning of October, guu-Chan is for a small trip, has graduated from the "schnorrer". Departure date, I still do not know what I say guu-CHAN's was standing in front. Guu-Chan has approached me, laughed with that look. And the strong shaking hands, clasped my hand without saying anything, went out of my house in stride."Were you know or it's not. 」In the front room a 'schnorrer' lost, I thought so. Guu-Chan from was then about 4 months later I received a letter in the envelope kinda swanky foreign. Was crawling with rare stamps.See story at that time. You've got that Inuit lived before young went to the North Pole. Became a friend and come to the Ispra Internet at that time, the Inuit told and went to Arctic sea in canoes. Ispra NET. You'll find. It's a planet of ice. And was it really floating in the Arctic sea. It was clean. It allows you to see only the people who live in naturally harsh, a universe of one more thing's thought. Height of a ten-story building as it was. And in the sea ice is more and more big. Yu-kun also someday hope to see. You are young and learning a lot, filled with reading, is full of "wonder your head' and go out into the world and interesting. World is filled with fun, sad and beautiful. Everyone is so hard living. It's so unlikely it is. I got it please make sure with your own eyes. 」 In the letter, guu-CHAN's strong character was blocked tightly. And two photos came from the envelope. One piece's pictures of the giant catfish is about human times. It was happy, who saw another floats on the Arctic ocean ice planet pictures.

結果 (英語) 2:

Ice - Planet
Shiina Makoto my uncle called "even-chan". His name is Yukio Tsuda, thirty-eight years of age. He hanger. It is the younger brother of my mother. Always I have been angry mother. It seemed had traveled to many places of the rollers to foreign students, when I noticed it had been settled in my house. And, since a long time are "lazy", I had unawares become nickname of "even-chan". But, in the even-chan unusual people, but somehow joyful When is said so. My mother also is angry to see it. angry but "this, favorite food. of even-chan" while saying Nante, is it because they were getting ready rice mother also little changed. My house is there on the outskirts of west of Tokyo, was built by the father of the grandfather. And though it is an old house, there is a period of six tatami mats that even-chan can be "sponger", where even-chan are "lazy". Father was in the Sendai in bachelor, come home for the weekend. Because peace of mind when it becomes necessary and something heavy lifting even-chan are, to say, my father seems are welcome that the even-chan is a sponger. Even-chan, that you are reading the most books when you are in the house, camera cleaning is the only Takaramono, have a such inspection. All are just not also "lazy", which is also when you want to occasionally away about a week. When I listen to even-chan, is such a time, that is the work of surveying and around the country. Once, and though I saw a tool of survey that went back to have the house, it was felt that the very precise telescope. And comes with a full memory during Excluding the inside of the lens, and to focus on the dial. Indeed it cool By like professional people of tools. To say whether, even-chan, seems not a specialist of surveying. My mother, seems how such restless work of even-chan do not like. "Please decent independent fast and a job. Then please graduated from" sponger "." And always angry. Question even-chan, even angry mother, say that "But, well a little more." I do not understand, such as with the translation. Then, mother in turn towards me, say, "I because useless Become a even-chan like a adult.". I just complain really. It 's such "even-chan", I would love to even-chan. Talk of even-chan he funny without complaint. Mother is but says it "Take studying if there is spare time you are listening to such of from'm all tall tales.", Defintely interesting than the homework. So, I go to the most even-chan of the room when I hear talk of even-chan. That day also, is my after dinner had heard the tall tales in a room of even-chan. It was a big animal story. "Yu-kun. Or. The longest snake in the world know somehow" even-chan, heard me in the manner Mihiraku order fill the narrow eyes. It, in even-chan habit of when the always interesting story, so, I like the look of even-chan. But, today theme of story is a little too childish. That said, because it is much interesting and than homework, and decided to have heard the story until you find the mother. "It's a guy or something Anaconda.'re In per African jungle." I wish, "Yu-kun I'm weak in geography.'ll'm Amazon's Anaconda are. Local people are reading and Sukuriju, this is water snake in Portuguese It means that. To meander too thick long I do Earth's gravity has entered the water become a burden. " The "Do not hate you encounter have swimming. It's would be swallowed likely." "So. really human softening easily swallowed would.'ll'm swallows Even horses alive. " Talk of the even-chan always suspicious. It's What I believe I should scree fun. "That's probably a lie. Because horseback is to much higher than human, I'll read a book something me some weight Even normally five hundred kilometers. Anaconda is much greater with such a big mouth to say can not be opened will. Impossible. " "unlikely Ne Ku not I know you." EVEN-chan was a weird words. The'm not swallow it open as it is a large horse standing ". First, bite around the neck of the horse to upset the horse. Then go broke snapping the Umanoashi bone wrapped around the body of the horse. As easy to swallow I wish I continue to round the whole. Then, slowly, I go drinking. " true or it. When I heard the muffled speech of power, it would be likely been inadvertently incorporated into the world of tall tales of even-chan. But the suspicious of is still funny. "Yu-kun. Amazon animal'm all big. It'll have the catfish also big is. Which much it I think?" was it because it anyway hey talk to that I also come out big. "Yeah. Well one meters!" "Buppu." It 's seems cues off, it's Marukkiri children treats. "I in the Amazon there are normally three meters of catfish." "Usodaa. isnt." It was truly pissed. We're misunderstood and about my elementary school children. "It's about a one meter'm not due. Neck of magnitude lie." EVEN chan was also made ​​to narrow eyes. It's eyes are willing to make fun of me. "Unfortunately." It was a tepid response so became somehow ridiculous. "Oh, believe would not. So by Gara changed, or trying to talk of clean and small universe." EVEN-chan has been changed the strategy of the story. Story of the universe likes. For example, whether there is a result in the universe, I star of story Toka with double sun Toka. However, talk of even-chan, was the story of the universe in the earth. "To the North Pole, it's. Ice Planet that has been said is between Inuit What can a small ice planet when solved once drift ice in one year. Since rarely appear, the person who saw it that the year good are said to be full there. " "story of something fairy tale or?" "No, it'm a story really. and that happy a person who was able to see, small little beautiful ice of the planet that is in the earth. good How can you get a story. " "I thought unlikely. I,'s a bath of time." EVEN chan but was likely told to continue, so he called in the big mother is put in a bath voice, and decided to escape it as an excuse. Even-chan, he has been licking still nowadays of junior high school students. The next day, on the way to school, I met Yoshii and Imamura of the same class. And I thought that it what to do at first, the horse also huge Anaconda and that would drink, to talk of catfish, which is also three meters was interesting, also talk of ice planet, and because I thought that would be beautiful if it was true, with the Yoshii Ya I had a story to Imamura. Two people can be postponed the face and the end of the my story, said, "Impossible." "I Show me evidence.". "That tall tales, it'll not believe even in elementary school." It is likely if say so. So, if you go home on the fly after the end of the club, I went to the room of even-chan first and foremost, "yesterday's story, by Show me the photos of the real if evidence." And said unfriendly to. Even-chan by a gesture to think a little, and said, "I wish it so.", Is made ​​to crackling eyes. "Failure to Organize ever the photos you've taken soon neatly paper baked, I believe. Soshitara I'll'll variety show." It was disgruntled. Even-chan that such a subterfuge is not like. It is felt that my life was totally teased softening even-chan. You were harmed by the amount you have to talk to Yoshii and Imamura. Yea I failed. He became a Horafuki to me. Then immediately turned to summer vacation, even-chan went on a little longer work than usual. And was to be called to the survey of the river in the Kanto region of the country. Since then I have been totally teased the life, because I no longer go to the room of very even-chan, I did not stop even care. Summer vacation near the end, is the father and mother are talking came back on the weekend as usual, I came to my ear that are in the bathroom. "We, I do not notice quite Since you're in the city of building, because Yukio kun was going to around the world to young, I guess that you do not notice If you are in in Japan are full visible. Somehow the enviable Na. "I feel is like mother, it seems drank even in unusual beer, are more intense became eloquent in than usual. "Your are saying that what you easygoing. Yukio is, when forever looking at are you carefree living doing oh well, in no way worried about or does not come out bad influence on Yuta . For example extreme story, I say may not work every day even in the adult, would it be to went without the willingness of study and thought Nante, How I wonder me take responsibility. " father that said something Although seemed, you did not hear clearly. However, the even-chan is accused by the I feel a little different to. When I think so, electricity disappeared even-chan of the room has been felt suddenly lonely. Then, the even-chan also came back to my house, in September of the new semester is was around a while starting. Face and limbs is turned to black, when it comes to pants one, was troubled Become want laugh really. Lingering summer heat seemed tough day. I thought you want to hear the tall tales of even-chan for the first time in a long time. In addition, I also teased. Since hot, now it's feeling you want to hear the story of the cold country. However, talk of even-chan, but of huge animal, but of hot country, was not even in the cold country of story. "Because travel is accumulated, it'll come to dizzy the future or foreign." EVEN chan said suddenly so. Whether there has been such a meaning to "But Well a little more.". Even-chan has continued to talk unchanged from the usual. Yet, the voice of even-chan will become more and more distant. When notice, I had to say bluntly. "It's not good if you go without permission or." EVEN chan, was at that time a little surprised look. I was out of the room, leaving the even-chan tries Hanashikakeyo something. Since then, I did not go to again even-chan of the room. My mother, in such us, but had or hurry or amazed, my father did not say anything. At the beginning of October, even-chan had graduated from the "sponger" by a small journey Shitaku. The day of departure, I was standing in front of know what to do, not remain even-chan Say What. Even-chan close to me, laughed at that expression. And, nothing clasped my hand without saying, and a strong handshake, which muffled the force, and went out to my house in stride. The "Look not it? had just." "sponger" in front of the room that had gone is, I thought so. Was received a letter I in a little swanky envelope of foreign from even-chan, then was from standing about four months. Rare stamps had been full crawl. "It's a continuation of the story of that time. Previously young, I have a thing that has been living with the Inuit to go to the North Pole. At that time, I will go to see the ice planet, and it is said to Inuit you became friends came to the Arctic Ocean in the canoe. It will ice planet. understand. It's ice planet. I it was really floating in the Arctic Ocean. It 'was beautiful. Only those who have severe natural to live can be in the eyes, and the other one In other of Na's universe of do, and I'll think. do it height of about building on the ground ten-story. And, ice in the sea, see also sometime in more and more big. Yu-kun. the study of young The lot to, read the full book,'ll funny when we go out into the world to become full of "wonder my head." The world, fun, sad thing, is full filled with beautiful things. Everyone hard I live. It's about impossible what it. I do want it for yourself. " The letter, strong character of even-chan was chock full. And, photos from envelope came out two. Huge catfish photo of a piece is there about human times. One the other, floating in the sea of the Arctic, was ice planet photos of that to happy to see the person who.

結果 (英語) 3:

"The ice at the planet's uncle called me ぐうちゃん Makoto Shiina stress." Yukio Tsuda, his name at the age of 38. It is he. My mother's brother. You are always my mother angry. By the time of the students like to travel in foreign places, when he came to my house to live. For a long time, and "lazy", "ぐうちゃん soon nicknamed". But lost the odd manI will be happy. My mother was angry to see it again. But this is the excuse of "angry." I say, get a meal is just changing the mother. At my home in the western suburbs of Tokyo, was built by his grandfather. Old house, but can be "lost" means that, while there were six tatami mats, lost in the "lazy". My father is away from home in Sendai, weekend is coming back.Rock, heavy work that needs some relief when I told my dad, he's like to welcome to do so. At the rock, or read the most books in the house when the camera is the only treasure, cleaning and inspection. Not only "lazy", even when away from home in a week or so. To be lost, and when the country is circling the surveying work.Once home to see the back of surveying instruments, but I feel that was very precise telescope. And look into the lens with a full mark in the dial to focus. Just like a pro tools. However, the survey of professional rock is not at home. My mother, a kind of uncomfortable silence as I don't like the style of working. "Good job early independence.You graduated from so called "means". Be angry all the time. The silence of the angry mother, "" Oh, a little bit more. I don't say that. This time, the mother, "I don't like adults lost." And say. Really complain. "But," so ぐうちゃん skin I love my daddy. The story is interesting in favor of it. My mother"Tall tales from the time that I heard was studied." And say, but much more interesting than doing homework. So, when I listen to rock, I usually go to the room of rock. Well, the day after dinner, I heard one of the little bunny room tall tales. The story of big animals.
「 Yu. The longest snake in the world I know? " The rock atAsked to me as his narrow eyes open wide. It is always interesting to talk to ぐうちゃんの habit, so I like the look of my skin. Even today, the story of a little too childish. However, much more interesting than doing homework, and my mother found it is to hear that. That is what they
「 anaconda. About the African jungle. " I
「 Yu you weak in geography.Anaconda is the Amazon. The local people at oblige, this means that the water snake in Portuguese. Too fat to walk for a long time I went into the water in the earth's gravity burden. " I dislike you meet in swimming. So I swallowed. "
「. I really would be easily swallowed. I swallowed up a live horse poo. " At the rock's always weird story.I love you for good.
「 such lies. The horse is much higher than people, what you read or even normal weight is five hundred kilometers. How much will it big Anaconda was not such a big mouth. Could be. " No one can be a
「. " At the strange lost her way.
「 horse is standing gaping don't swallow it.To turn the horse around the first bit of the horse's neck. The horse broke a bone crunching then wound around the body of a horse. As will be easier to swallow you whole. Then, slowly, go. " I wonder at real. Listening to the talk, they are incorporated into ぐうちゃんのほら story in the world. But that he is still interesting.
「 Yu. Amazon's big animals.It is a big catfish. Think how much? " As I look at it I go.
「 well. It's one meter! "
「 ブップー. " At the end, it all seems to be treated like a child. The Amazon is three meters in
「 catfish. "
「 lies. Could be. " With that in mind. You are mistaken about elementary school students and me.
「 don't lie. It's about one meter in size. " Atぐうちゃんはまた became thin. Eyes are willing to make fun of me.
「 well. " It is not because I care about at the answer. Oh, I will not believe. Then, suddenly, let's talk in a small space. " Lost at the change of the story. I like the story of the universe. For example, there is endless space, and the double star is the sun. However, the story of the lost space within the earth story. The Arctic, unto theOnce a year, when the ice melts, which is said to be among the Inuit ice planet can be small. Ice planet. So rarely seen, it is good that it is full. "
「 fairy tale of what are you talking about? " No, I
「 story is true. To those who can see the beautiful little happy planet of ice in the earth. I will talk. " Hey, I can be
「. I take a bath, it's time. " At